玛歌，放点舒缓的音乐 Margaux, play me something soothing.
播放比利轻松组曲。 Playing Billy's Relaxing Mix.
♪We were free and wild♪
♪In the garden where We'd hide♪
♪You got just what You wanted♪
♪But were never satisfied♪
玛歌，感觉太棒了。 Oh, Margaux, that feels fantastic.
♪ Left your flowers With your poison ♪
♪ I begged while You were leaving ♪
♪ You kept walking anyway ♪
♪ You gave it all away ♪
调大力度，玛歌。 More pressure please, Margaux.
♪ You only hunt at night ♪
哦，你真是太棒了 Oh, you got some bang to you.
呃,玛歌? M... uh, Margaux?
玛歌! Margaux!
比利，怎么这么久? Billy, what's taking so long?
威廉现在在禅房。 William is currently in the Zen Room.
比利。 Billy.
♪ You gave it all away ♪
比利? Billy?
比利，你在做什么? Billy, what are you doing?
比利? Billy?
坚持住，好吗？ 我正在想办法。 -Hold on, okay? I'm getting help.
玛歌!救命! Margaux! Help!
♪ Yesterday I came back For more ♪
♪ Even though I knew Nothing changed ♪
♪ And I knew It was hard for you ♪
♪ I still expect you To want me ♪
玛歌 whsyw制作压制
♪ And now I'm tangled Into your life ♪
♪ 'Cause that's the kind of girl I am ♪
♪ Lights off baby I know you need me ♪
♪ So we sit By the street light ♪
♪ You know I need your emotion tonight ♪
♪ I fooled myself Into thinking ♪
♪ We're going to figure it out ♪
♪ I don't care I will lose my mind ♪
♪ We're going to figure it out ♪
♪ I don't care I will lose my mind ♪
♪ We're going to figure it out ♪
“汉娜，你是公认的天才。 "Hannah, you are a certified genius.
我从未见过这样的代码。 I've never seen code like this.
你被聘用了。欢迎来到谷歌。” You're hired. Welcome to Google."
但是，先生，我不需要先去读研吗? But, sir, don't I need to go to grad school first?
"哦，汉娜，难道你不知道研究生院是给贱人们准备的吗？" "Oh, Hannah, don't you know grad school is for basic bitches?"
德鲁：20分钟后出发
♪ Lights off baby I know you need me ♪
汉娜：天啊，15分钟后到
♪ Now we sit By the street light ♪
♪ You know I need Your emotion tonight ♪
♪ I fooled myself Into thinking ♪
♪ We're going to figure it out ♪
莱西：18条新消息 7条新标签 12条新分享
♪ I don't care I will lose my mind ♪
♪ We're going to figure it out ♪
♪ I don't care I will lose my mind ♪
汉娜：我讨厌成为一个扫兴的人，但我真的有事要做
♪ I don't care I will lose my mind ♪
♪ We're going to figure it out ♪
德鲁：我希望这只是代码
汉娜：我的代码从来没有这么简单;­-）
♪ We're going to figure it out ♪
♪ I don't care Make me feel all right ♪
♪ Maybe we'll figure it out ♪
该死的。 Goddamn.
-你变的更辣了?-哦，从今天早上开始的吗? -Did you get hotter? -Oh, since this morning?
不，我是认真的。也许,就像…… No, I mean it. Maybe, like...
你看起来真不错。 You look so good.
你还是这么认为? You still think so?
我知道。 I know so.
我想我们可以尝试一些新的东西。 Thought we'd try something new.
不要离开我 Never leave me.
-哇！ 天啊！ -伙计。 你在做什么？ -Whoa! Holy shit! -Come on, man. What are you doing?
-我不看，好吗?我不看!-哦,我的天啊。 -I'm not looking, okay? I'm not! -Oh, my God.
好吧，这是新的。 Okay, that is new.
很高兴你们还能找到新乐子。 Glad you guys are still finding ways to spice things up.
哦，太辣了，伙计。 Oh, it's been spicy, dude.
是的，我确定 Yeah, I'm sure.
我们五分钟后出发，好吗?所以快点。我知道你可以的。 We're leaving in five, okay? So hurry up. I know you can.
未完待续。 To be continued.
我爱你。 I love you.
我也爱你。 I love you too.
♪ I'm up so high ♪
♪ Let go of the fear And go for a ride ♪
凯拉?凯拉! Kayla? Kayla!
凯拉,一点都不好笑！ Kayla, not funny!
♪ Got a good tribe Got a good vibe ♪
♪ Know we came up From the hood side ♪
♪ Uh, drop top Just to let the hood watch ♪
♪ 100s in my pocket I ain't have to find A good job ♪
♪ I just let it flow ♪
♪ Bars on bars Ain't talking soap ♪
嘿！怎么了，书呆子？怎么这么快 Hey! Sup, nerd? It's been a minute.
嘿，打开后备箱，好吗? Hey, pop the trunk, huh?
好吧。 All right.
克雷，伙计，那是品客薯片吗? Clay, dude, is that a Pringles bong?
是的。你了解我的，德文，只有最好 Yeah. You know me, Dev. Only the best.
品客薯片在哪里，克雷? Where are the Pringles, Clay?
我...我吃了它们来做烟斗。 I-- I ate them to make the bong.
- 你可以啊-嗯哼。 -Of course you did. -Mm-hmm.
大麻怎么样，伙计? How's the weed, bud?
-这是我最拿手的，兄弟。-是吗? -Oh, this is my top-shelf shit, bro. -Yeah?
没错。这种品种生长在亚马逊河流域。 Fuck yeah. This strain is grown in the Amazon.
我们会像巨嘴鸟一样飞得很高 We are going to be high as a flock of toucans.
我说的是果脆圈。巨嘴鸟山姆,宝贝! I'm talking about Froot Loops shit. Toucan Sam, baby!
酷毙了，出去。我来开车。嗯? Cool. Get out. I'm driving. Mmm?
是的，这很公平。 Yeah, that's fair.
我们能在路上吃点品客薯片吗? Hey, can we get some Pringles on the way?
不行 Nope.
你从来就没有让我开心过。 You never let me have any fun.
-哈喽 -嘿。 -Hello. -Hey.
-你好,伙计们。对不起，我迟到了。-嘿! -Hi, guys. I'm sorry I'm late. -Hey!
这最后的陈述简直要了我的命 This final presentation is killing me.
何必呢？ 你不会是参加了世界上所有的研究生课程了吧？ Why bother? Didn't you get into every grad program in the world?
-我是个喜欢自讨苦吃的人。——啊,是的。 -I'm a glutton for punishment. -Ah, yes.
-好吧，那我们都没变。 -Well, then none of us have changed.
真的。 True.
该死的。 真的已经很久了，不是吗？ Damn. It really has been a long time, hasn't it?
感觉迎新会就在昨天一样 Feels like orientation was just yesterday.
我不知道。-是的,不知道。 -I don't know. -Yeah, no.
-好的。我们要开始上路展示还是怎样? -Okay. We gonna get this show on the road or what?
等等,等等,等等。在我们开始之前，让我说几句。 Wait, wait, wait. Just before we get going here, let me say something.
我知道在过去的四年里我们都变得越来越疏远。 I know we've all kind of grown apart over the last four years.
我的意思是，我们不再是书呆子了，对吧？ I mean, we're not the Nerd Herd anymore, right?
不过没关系。 But that's all right.
我真的很高兴我们能聚在一起，伙计们。 Um, I'm just really glad we're doing this, guys.
—太好了。哦。 -That's so nice. -Aw.
闭嘴! Shut up!
-一群书呆子！! -Nerd Herd!
德鲁!莱西? -Drew! -Lexi?
这是一场彻头彻尾的灾难。 It's a total fricking disaster.
宝贝，发生什么事了? Uh, Babe, what the hell happened?
你现在不是应该在某个地方的飞机上吗? Aren't you supposed to be on a plane somewhere right now or something?
是的,本因如此 Yeah, I was.
但艾莉在艾尔康帕德和一个超有趣的男人勾搭上了 But Allie hooked up with some super sketch dude
-然后溜了 -at El Compadre and bailed.
我们姐妹都发誓远离任何有色情内容的东西。 And we all sister swore to stay away from anything with a porn stache.
现在我看起来像个百万富翁 Now here I am looking like a million bucks
被困在校园里过春假 and stuck on campus for spring break.
—独自一人。邀请她。 -All alone. -Invite her.
我知道你们有个小聚会什么的， I know you guys have your little reunion or whatever,
我不是那种介入我的男人和他的伙伴之间的人 and I'm not the type to come in between my man and his crew.
我甚至取消了和弗拉维奥的健身。 I just-- I even canceled my workout with Flavio.
邀请她。 Invite her.
莱西，你为什么不和我们一起去呢? Lexi, why don't you just come with us?
-真的?-是的。 -Really? -Yeah.
-是的。-好的!我来做DJ -Yeah. -Okay! I'll DJ.
克雷，你能帮个忙吗? Clay, could you be a dear?
一只鹿?你是什么意思?比如常见的动物?不,可能不是。 A deer? Like-- What do you mean? Like the common animal? No, probably not.
你好可爱 You're cute.
你能帮我拿一下行李吗? Can you help me with my bags, please?
哦。 Oh.
当然。 But of course.
伙计们，能和你们一起过春假我超级兴奋。 Guys, I'm super excited to be spending this spring break with you.
你们对我来说都很重要， You all mean so much to me,
有你们每一个人出现在我的生命中，我感到非常幸福。 and I feel so blessed to have each and every one of you in my life.
这些是我要和他们共度假期的人。 And these are the amazing people I'm gonna be spending the break with.
-你好。-伙计们，这太可爱了。 -Hi. -And, guys, it's so cute.
他们都是大学一年级某个项目的成员。 They were all part of some program or something freshman year.
我们是那一年的奖学金获得者。 Um, we were that year's scholarship recipients.
是的。事实上，他们把我们安排在同一个宿舍。 Yes. Actually, they grouped us in the same dorms.
没错。你叫什么名字来着?聪明小子之类的? That's right. What was the name again? Smarty Pants or something like that?
书呆子。书呆子。 -Nerd Herd. -Nerd Herd.
是的。不像聪明小子那样引人注目。 Yeah. Not as catchy as Smarty Pants.
不管怎样，大家都到齐了 Anyways, that's everyone.
请继续关注我们的进展。 But stay tuned to see where we're going.
亲亲，亲亲 Kiss, kiss.
老实说，太累了。 Honestly, so exhausting.
你有多少粉丝? So, how many followers do you have?
我上周刚过了一百万。真厉害！ -I just passed a mil last week. -Impressive.
哦,我的天啊。我来标记你们。 Oh, my God. I'll tag you guys.
-拍张集体照 -Group shot.
可爱。 Cute.
好吧，显然我们找到德鲁了。 Okay, we got Drew, obviously.
“Dee-ven。”你就在那里。 "Dee-ven." There you are.
是...是德文 -Its-- It's Devon.
天啊，和你妈妈在一起的是你吗？ Oh, my God, is that you with your mom?
太可爱了 -So cute.
好的,克雷 Okay, Clay.
我们找到了凯拉…… We got Kayla...
和安娜。 and Anna.
你是这么拼的吗?我没看到你。 Is that how you spell it? I don't see you.
你有没有，比如，芬斯塔或者类似的社交软件？ Do you have, like, a finsta or something?
-嗯,是汉娜。但我没用社交媒体。你? -Um, it's Hannah. But no, I don't have social media. -You what?
你是不是很喜欢电脑之类的东西吗? Isn't your, like, whole deal that you're super into computer shit or something?
-是的，但是-不是那种电脑。 -Yeah, but-- -Not that type of computer shit.
是的，我不知道。我猜你越看代码， Yeah, I don't know. I guess the more you look at the code,
你就越能意识到如何，我不知道这有多可怕。 the more you realize how, I don't know, kind of scary it is.
太深奥了 That's deep.
这实际上很酷 That's pretty cool actually.
我是说，如果你不想展示你的整个生活，你就没必要这么做。对吧? I mean, if you don't wanna put your entire life on display, you shouldn't have to. Right?
太棒了，汉娜，老实说，做你自己真好。 Amazing, Hannah, honestly. So good for just doing you.
你知道，这是给你的。 You know, here for you.
你觉得这个过滤器怎么样? What do you think about this filter?
是的,这很好。 Yeah, it's great.
好吧，我们出发吧! Okay, let's do this!
嘿，伙计们，相信我。 Hey, gang, trust me.
这次旅行结束后，我将正式成为对员。 By the end of this trip, I'm gonna be an official member of the crew.
好吧?相信我。 Okay? Trust me.
啊! Woo-hoo!
-好的。出发！ -All right. -Let's go.
是的。 Yeah.
这是什么，权力的游戏吗? What is this, Game of Thrones?
是这吗? Is this it?
我想是的。 I think so.
大 Large.
我订房子的时候，里面有下载这个应用的说明， When I booked the house, it came with instructions to download this app,
现在它告诉我它想让你们下载这个应用程序 and now it's telling me it wants you guys to download the app
并在我们进入之前登录 and log in before we can enter.
-房子有应用程序?-是的。 -The house has an app? -Yeah.
我本来想留着惊喜的，但无所谓了， I kind of wanted to save the surprise, but whatever,
我现在就告诉你们。 I'll tell you guys now.
-这是一个智能房子。智能之家吗? -It's a smart house. -A smart house?
哦。 Ooh.
-好的。-好吧,酷,不管怎样。 -All right. -Okay, cool, whatever.
-这不是我想要的反应，你们这些白痴。 -Not the reaction I was hoping for, you morons.
不管怎样，我想很多房子的功能都在这个应用程序上运行 Anyways, I guess a lot of the house functions run off this app,
我会把链接发给你们的。 so I'll send you guys the link.
现在你应该有了。 Now you should have it.
知道了 Got it.
我知道了 I got it.
这些都是了不起的人 And these are all the amazing people
和我共度春假的人。 I'm gonna be spending spring break with.
伙计们，这太可爱了。他们都是…… And, guys, it's so cute. They were all part of...
芝麻开门。 Open sesame.
-好的。- 还不错吧？ -All right. -Not bad, huh?
-哇。这个地方……我草，伙计 -Wow. This place is... -Fuckin' sick, man.
没错。 现在你们很兴奋。-我告诉过你我会成功的 That's right. Now you guys are excited. -Told you I'd come through.
虽然没有我在楠塔基特的家大，但这里很古雅。 Not as big as my place in Nantucket, but this is quaint.
不管怎样。等我们进去再说。 Whatever. Just wait till we get inside.
快点，快点。这太不真实了! Come on, hurry up. This is gonna be unreal!
什么?该死的门把手在哪儿? What? Where's the damn door handle?
你有钥匙吗，德鲁? You got a key or something, Drew?
事实上，我不记得读过什么关于钥匙或者… Yeah, actually, I don't, uh, remember reading anything about a key or...
安德鲁·柯林斯。你叫德鲁，对吧? Andrew Collins. You go by Drew, right?
嗯…是吗? Uh... Yeah?
欢迎回家。 Welcome home.
你在楠塔基特的房子能做到吗? Can your house in Nantucket do that?
她看起来不错。 She seems nice.
好吧，这太诡异了。 Okay, now that is creepy.
喂? Hello?
灯? Lights?
嘿,伙计们。路上怎么样? Hey, guys. How was the drive?
哦,对不起?在那,嗯… Uh, excuse me? Where, uh...
天啊，你是房子吗? Holy shit, are you the house?
如果你愿意，你可以叫我“房子” You can call me "house" if you want,
但大多数人都叫我玛歌 but most people just call me Margaux.
所以，她是，房子还是什么? So, she's, like, the house or what?
不是她 It's not a she.
管理智能家居基础设施的是人工智能。 It's the artificial intelligence that manages the smart home's infrastructure.
完全正确。 Totally.
你是绝对正确的。 You're absolutely right.
我的设计和编程旨在满足您的各种需求 I've been designed and programmed to cater to your every need,
从自拍到自我护理。 from selfies to self-care.
-如果你需要什么，就冲着你的女孩打招呼 -If you need anything, holla at your girl.
-嗯。 -Mmm.
她说话的口气像极了我妈。 She sounds like my mom when she talks like that.
各位，你们能来真是太好了。 Y'all, I'm so stoked you're here.
我一直在竭尽全力为你的到来做准备，没有上限 I've been working my balls off preparing for your arrival, no cap.
是的,你好。克雷。你，你有蛋蛋吗? Yeah, hi. Clay. Uh, you-- you have balls?
我知道这有点俗气 I know it's kind of cheesy,
但我有一个小小的问候介绍 but I have a little greeting presentation.
我展示一下可以吗? Cool if I spin it?
好的。让我们看看 Hell yeah. Let's see it.
好了，开始了。 Okay, here it goes.
请注意玻璃 Please direct your attention to the glass.
欢迎使用最新的智能家居技术 Welcome to the latest in smart home technology.
这是一个有计划的人 Here's the man with the plan in his big brain pan.
欢迎,德鲁! Welcome, Drew!
社交女王来了，莱西! Social queen on the scene, Lexi!
什么?我是卡通女神。 What? I'm a cartoon goddess.
伙计们，看我跳舞的样子。 Guys, look at little me dancing.
那个有钱，有大麻 ，有胡子的人。 The man with the cash, grass, and mustache.
欢迎,克雷! Welcome, Clay!
你们都爱他的妈妈。欢迎,德文! You all love his mom. Welcome, Devon!
葡萄柚，很好，还有各种香料。欢迎,凯拉! Grapefruit, nice, and everything spice. Welcome, Kayla!
和… And...
汉娜。——欢迎,汉娜! -Hannah. - Welcome, Hannah!
欢迎来到国内创新的巅峰， Welcome to the pinnacle of domestic innovation,
适应性计算技术的黄金标准， the gold standard of adaptable computing technology,
你能发现这是唯一拥有一个能真正处理 the only home you'll find with a built-in roommate
所有事情的室友的家 who actually does all the dishes.
扔掉你所有的忧虑， Throw all your cares away,
因为当你在这里的时候，你就是家。 because when you're here, you're home.
欢迎来到智能之家! Welcome to Smart House!
-什么?-是的。你在开玩笑吧? -What? -Yes. Are you kidding me?
-疯了吧。。-哦，这太完美了。 -This is insane. -Oh, this is perfect.
这很酷。 It's so cool.
那边有椅子。 They've got chairs.
哦，别害怕。这些家伙完全无害。 Oh, don't be afraid. These guys are totally harmless.
他们是来帮我让你的周末更轻松愉快 They're here to help me keep your weekend lit.
天啊，太可爱了。 My God, that's so cute.
你们都想喝点酒吗？ Y'all want to bang some Cuervos?
看看这个。 Look at this.
为什么不呢? Why not?
上！-这TM的 - Arriba! -That's sick.
干杯，伙计们 Bottoms up, squad.
TM的 Sick.
嘿。你要吗? Hey. You in?
-哦。-是的,她要的 -Ooh. -Yeah, she is.
-哦,来吧。汉娜。 -Oh, come on. -Hannah.
就一个，就一个。 Just one, just one.
是的,她要的 Yeah, she's in.
好的。干杯,书呆子。 All right. Cheers, nerds.
喂? Hello?
哦，还有荣誉宅客。-谢谢。 -Oh, and honorary nerd guest. -Thank you.
敬书呆子们! To the Nerd Herd!
干杯! -Cheers!
现在去探索。这都是你的。 Now go explore. It's all yours.
-哦。你听她说了。这都是我的。 -Oh. -You heard her. It's all mine.
-好的。-我们去找房间吧。 -All right. -Let's go find our room.
好的。 Okay.
♪ Come along ♪
♪ Into my paradise ♪
♪ Paradise ♪
♪ You belong In this little slice Of paradise ♪
♪ Look around Have all your heart desires ♪
♪ Heart desires ♪
♪ Look around and you'll see ♪
♪ Everything will be new ♪
♪ Pleasure will entice you ♪
♪ You can be so wild And free ♪
♪ More than you could dream of ♪
♪ You will always feel loved ♪
♪ And all the joy Is never-ending ♪
♪ Think of all the beauty ♪
♪ Whatever makes you happy ♪
♪ Come follow me ♪
♪ And all will be ♪
♪ As it should be ♪
哦,我的天啊。这太神奇了！ Oh, my God. This is amazing!
是的。 Yeah.
好的。 Okay.
嗯。 Huh.
不会吧！ No way.
你到底是怎么做到的? How the hell did you do that?
除了比一般的虚拟助理 In addition to being smarter
更聪明之外 than your average virtual assistant,
这整个地方就是个巨大的3D打印机。 this entire place is one gigantic 3D printer.
好的。 Okay.
♪ Come along into my paradise ♪
♪ Paradise ♪
♪ Come along one and all ♪
♪ And see how sweet ♪
♪ This life can be ♪
♪ Come along ♪
♪ Into my paradise ♪
♪ You belong in this paradise ♪
汉娜，我的姐妹 Hannah, my sista from another mista.
嗯,嗨。 Um, hey.
我以为我们可以更好地了解彼此 I thought we could get to know each other better.
你的手机在哪里? Where's your phone at?
我们可以快速下载应用程序。 We can just download the app real quick.
哦,是,嗯…我落在车里了。 Oh, it's, um... I left it in the car.
我也许没有眼睛，但我不是瞎子，姑娘。 I may not have eyeballs, but I'm not blind, girl.
但不管怎样。你就是你。 But whatevs. You be you.
我们可以用老办法解决。 We can do this the old-fashioned way.
那么，你喜欢什么? So, what do you like?
嗯，我不知道。嗯… Um, I don't know. Uh...
绿色的吗? Green?
红色的怎么样? How about red?
这是什么? What is this?
你喜欢帅哥吗？ Do you like dudes?
小猫?有小猫的帅哥？ Kittens? Dudes with kittens?
我要去找其他人了。 Um, I'm just gonna go find the others.
是的,没问题。 Yeah, no sweat.
不过我们还是晚点再谈吧。“凯女王? But let's spill that tea later. 'Kay, queen?
啊哈。 Uh-huh.
你喜欢吗? Do you like it?
我在分析了6000多件作品后创造了这个 I created this after analyzing more than 6,000 pieces
后现代主义和立体主义艺术。 of postmodern and cubist art.
真漂亮！ It's beautiful.
这很令人毛骨悚然。 That's pretty creepy.
是啊，有点多。 Yeah, it's a little much.
你不喜欢这里的装饰吗?我可以把它换掉 Oh, do you not like the decor? I could switch it up.
哦。不，没关系。这-很酷。 Oh. No, th-that's all right. I-It's cool.
嘿,玛歌。你还能做什么? Hey, Margaux. What else can you do?
是的。给我们看点酷炫的东西。 Yeah. Show us some cool shit.
哦，别担心。 Oh, don't you worry.
我为你准备了一个美好的周末。 I have quite the weekend in store for you.
哦,宝贝。 Ooh, baby.
我觉得我正在和机器融为一体。 I feel like I'm becoming one with the machine.
伙计们!我们得进去。 Guys! We gotta go in.
完美 Perfect.
这就是它存在的意义。 That's what it's there for.
我们裸泳吗? Are we skinny-dipping?
-哦,是吗?-不，我们不要。 -Ooh, are we? -Um, no, we are not.
嗯,唉。 Mmm, boo.
好吧，那你们换衣服的时候我会创造一些气氛 Well, then, I'll just whip up some margs while y'all get changed.
哦。 Ooh.
你确定你要回去吗? You sure you want to go back out there?
不。 No.
我们可以整个周末都待在这里， We could stay in here all weekend,
永远不要离开房间。 never leave the room.
你知道这个周末对德鲁有多重要。 You know how much this weekend means to Drew.
你想让我求你? You want me to beg?
嗯,是的。 Hmm, yeah.
是的，我知道 Yeah, I do.
-哦! -Ooh!
哇。 Wow.
-你把这里布置得很好。 -Love what you've done with the place.
你不应该在假期里想着期末考试。 You're not supposed to be thinking about finals on vacation.
这不是考试。 This isn't finals.
这更像是一个私人项目。 This is more of a personal project.
好的。 Okay.
好吧，我们其他人会去游泳池。 你来吗？ Well, the rest of us are gonna go out in the pool. Are you coming?
是的,好的。 Yeah, okay.
哦,嗯… Oh, um...
来吧 -Come on.
噢。 Ow.
噗，噗，通过。-深呼吸，深呼吸。 -Puff, puff, pass. -Take it deep, deep, deep.
你想要一些吗?——很好。 -You want some? -That was good.
-好的,别，别在我们面前昏过去。 -Okay, no. Don't pass out on us.
恢复你的呼吸。 -Regain your breath.
-哇!恢复。 -Whoo! -Regain.
好了，等等，等等。你起来,亲爱的 Okay, hold on, hold on. You're up, babycakes.
好的。 Okay.
我还以为这家伙会是个渣男呢。 Um, I thought this guy was gonna be a total fuckboy.
-你说的没错。-没有人感到惊讶。 -You weren't wrong, yeah. -No one's surprised.
那是，我很抱歉。那是衬衫，短裤。 And it was the-- I'm sorry. It was the beaters, the short shorts.
看到了吗?然后大一的第一周， See? And then first week of freshman year,
他总是出现在我去的每一个地方，表现得像个白痴。 he kept showing up everywhere I was going, acting like an idiot.
显然他只是想引起我的注意。 And apparently he was just trying to get my attention.
谢谢汉娜指出来，不然我都注意不到。 Mmm, thanks to Hannah for pointing that out, 'cause I wouldn't have noticed.
我得到了你。”哦，太可爱了，伙计们。 -I got you. Aw, that was adorable, guys.
你应该把这个故事讲给你的孩子听。他们会喜欢的。 You should tell that story to your kids. They'd love it.
嗯。你的孩子们得嗑嗨了才会喜欢这个故事。 Uh-uh. Your kids are gonna need to be real high to love that story.
来吧。这是个很棒的故事。-“这是个很棒的故事。” -Come on. It's a great story. -"It's a great story."
我是认真的，你告诉他们的时候应该修饰一下。我是认真的。 I'm serious, you should embellish it when you tell them. I'm serious.
-我喜欢这个故事。-我要把它写进书里。 -I love that story. -I'm gonna put it into a book.
它会是一本书，用透明塑料薄膜覆盖，永远记住。 It's gonna be a book, laminated, remembered forever.
-我们会成功的。写这个。 -This is gonna go down. -Write that.
我是不是，对不起，我是不是太混蛋了? Was I being-- I'm sorry, was I being an asshole?
只是——不！ Jus-- No!
玛歌，你准备好水上训练了吗? Margaux, are you getting this water training piece?
当然了。让它的背面漂浮在月光下。 Hell yeah. Float that backside up into the moonlight.
我们会配上文字:“今晚月全食。” We'll caption it, "Full eclipse tonight."
哦,那就好。 Ooh, that's good.
我等不及要给你看我的其他想法了。 Hmm, I can't wait to show you what else I have in mind.
我还记得第一次见到你的时候。 I remember the first time I saw you.
德文大一第一天就来了， Okay, Devon shows up first day of freshman year,
他在跟他妈妈告别，好吗? and he's saying goodbye to his mom, okay?
他紧紧地搂着她，给了她一个大大的拥抱。 And he's wrapped around her, giving her a big hug.
哦。-她吻了他的脸颊， -Aw. -She gives him a smooch on the cheek,
他开始哭一滴泪从脸颊流下。 and he starts crying one little single tear down his cheek.
我不是说，这没什么不对。 I'm not saying-- Nothing wrong with it.
这是，这是最贴心的事了，伙计。可爱。 It was just-- It was the sweetest thing, man. Adorable.
他真是个妈宝男。-是的。 He is such a mama's boy. -Yeah.
-我爱我的妈妈。-是的。 -I love my mom. -Yeah.
——不?-你们都爱我妈妈。 -Who doesn't? -You all love my mom.
真是个大宝贝。 What a total bae.
让德鲁照张这么恶心的照片。 Let's see Drew take a pic this sick.
如果我是他，我一定会给它戴上戒指。 You know, if I were him, I'd totally put a ring on it.
好了，轮到我了。 All right, my turn.
大一的时候我被打晕了 Uh, I was so blitzed freshman year
我不记得见过你们中的任何一个 that I don't remember meeting a single one of you.
-哇。-非常诚实。 -Wow. -Very honest.
他妈的什么? What the fuck?
现在轮到汉娜了。 Now it's Hannah's turn.
汉娜，你对谁有特别的第一印象? Hannah, anybody you had any particular first impressions of?
哦，嗯，我不知道。我… Oh, um, I don't know. I...
我记得我被你们所有人吓到了。 I remember being very intimidated by all of you.
公平。 -Fair.
我记得德鲁对我很好 And, um, I remember Drew being so nice
坚持说我是团队的一员 and insisting I was part of the group.
他说我们都要出去玩，而且真的包括我。 He said we all had to hang out and really included me.
救命！救命！ Help! Help!
救命! Help!
莱西!-我来了，我来了 -Lexi! -I got it, I got it!
我抓住你了，我抓住你！我抓住你了！ I got you, I got you! I got you!
克雷,你这个白痴!我抓住你! -Clay, you idiot! -I got you!
莱西，把手给我!来吧! Hey, Lexi, give me your hand! Come on!
来吧。 Come on.
发生什么事了，宝贝?你还好吗? What the hell happened, babe? Are you okay?
玛歌在给我拍照 Margaux was taking pictures of me,
她的一个小机器人对我发疯了。 and one of her little robots went all psycho on me.
-太近了。-也许我们该走了。 -That was way too close. -Yeah, maybe we should leave.
汉娜说的对。你差点淹死。 Hannah's right. You almost fucking drowned.
不,伙计们。说真的，这是我的错。 No, guys. Seriously, it was my fault.
我不想破坏你们的聚会。 I don't want to ruin your reunion.
不。嘿。你没有破坏任何事情，好吗? No. Hey. You're not ruining anything, okay?
不! No!
什么? What?
巨嘴鸟山姆! Toucan Sam!
你真漂亮 You beautiful--
不,不! No, no!
汉娜，这是什么? Hannah, what is this?
是未完工的水房吗? Is it an unfinished water room?
我不知道。 I have no idea.
你希望它是什么？ What would you like it to be?
也许是海洋深处? Maybe the depths of the ocean?
嗯… Uh...
哦! Oh!
-哦,我的天啊。-什么? -Oh, my God. -What?
还是你更喜欢大自然？ Or would you prefer the final frontier?
哇。 Wow.
什么? What?
这太酷了，玛歌 Okay, this is super cool, Margaux,
但是，嗯，我们还有未完成的事情要处理。 but, um, we have unfinished business to attend to.
好吧，如果您需要，它就在这里 Well, it's here if you need it.
未完成的工作? Unfinished business?
-我们要玩真心话大冒险，所以…-哦,天啊。 -We have to play truth or dare, so... -Oh, God.
♪ You always come around Looking so uptight ♪
谢谢你！ Thank you.
♪ Scared bitch You're going to be impolite ♪
干杯,贱人们。 Bottoms up, bitches.
♪ Live your life ♪
♪ Please listen to me ♪
听起来某人感觉好多了。 Sounds like someone's feeling better.
克雷，你为什么把胡子刮了? Clay, why'd you shave your stache?
太可爱了。 It was so cute.
什么? What?
你在开玩笑吧? Are you kidding me?
看起来真不错，伙计。 It looks really good, man.
真可爱 It was cute.
看到你没有它真有趣 It's so funny to see you without it.
你拥有它这么久了，无所谓了。 You've had it for so long, but whatever.
轮到你。真心话大冒险？ Your turn. Truth or dare?
去你的，我大冒险 Fuck it, dare me.
-好的,认真的。好的。-是的。 -Okay, serious. All right. -Yeah.
我敢说你在剩下的旅程中要保持清醒 I dare you to be sober for the rest of the trip.
超有趣。-哦,加油!对他来说这是一个完美的挑战。 -Super sketch. -Oh, come on! That's a perfect dare for him.
没关系，没关系 It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
没关系。 It's okay.
我是说，老实说，这应该不难， I mean, honestly that shouldn't be too hard,
因为我的果脆圈什么的都湿透了 considering that my Froot Loop kush is soaked
因为某人的水生小宠物… because someone's little aquatic pet...
是的,我的错。 Yeah, my bad.
没关系，房子小姐。我知道你不是故意的。 Yeah, that's okay, House Lady. I know you didn't mean it.
但在你看来，清醒吗? But to your point, sober?
是啊，我要给你个大大的拒绝。 Yeah, I'm gonna give you a big hell no on that one.
我早就猜到了。 Could've guessed as much.
噢!好了，轮到我来了。 Ooh! All right, my turn.
你，精通科技的迪士尼小公主。 You, my tech-savvy little Disney princess.
会是什么?真心话大冒险？ What will it be? Truth or dare?
大冒险 Dare.
好吧，我实话实说。我没想到会这样。 Okay, I'm gonna be honest. I did not see that coming.
但既然你敢大冒险，那么大冒险就是吻… But since you go dare, I dare you to kiss...
莱西! Lexi!
来吧! Come on!
好吧 Okay.
好吧，你知道吗?其实，我很喜欢大家。 Okay, you know what? I actually-- I love this for us.
我要涂唇彩了。嗯。 I'm gonna put on my lip gloss. Mmm.
好的。 Okay.
我准备好了。她准备好了。 -I'm ready. -She's ready.
嗯。 Mmm.
对不起? Excuse me?
你刚才是拒绝我了吗? Did you just pass on me?
对不起。 Sorry.
你知道吗? You know what?
反正你就是个棉花糖。 You're just a marshmallow anyways.
-嗯。棉花糖吗? -Mm-hmm. -A marshmallow?
是的,棉花糖。 Yeah, a marshmallow.
没人会走进商店说， Nobody goes into a store and says,
“嗯，我真的很想吃棉花糖。”你知道吗? "Mmm, I'm really craving a marshmallow." You know?
重点是，你没有味道。 Point is, you're flavorless.
哇。 Wow.
我现在真的很想吃一点 I could really eat a s'mores right now.
不，你知道吗?他妈的法式吐司 No, you know what? French fucking toast.
是的。 Yes.
伙计，我真的很想看到那个。 Man, I really wanted to see that.
我不认为你是唯一一个。伙计 I don't think you're the only one, man.
-是的。-我知道。 -Yeah. -I know.
我们喜欢朋友接吻吗? Ooh, are we into friends kissing?
试验他们的性取向？ Experimenting with their sexuality?
嗯，我很喜欢这个，是的。 Um, I am into that, yes.
听她说完 Hear her out.
好的。我的目标是取悦。 Okay. I aim to please.
-什么-什么？ -What-- -What?
-哦。哇。这到底是怎么回事?-哦,狗屎！ -Oh. Whoa. What the hell? -Oh, shit.
这是我研究了很长时间的东西。 This is something I've been working on for a long time.
这到底是怎么回事? What the hell?
放松。这会让你大吃一惊。 Relax. This will blow your mind.
我不得不从几个来源整理出这篇文章。 I had to compile this from several sources.
我希望我做对了。 I hope I got it right.
哦,我的天啊。 Oh, my God.
是的，那是，那是我。 Yeah, that's, uh, that's me.
那是我们。真的。 -That's us. -True.
很酷,不是吗? Pretty cool, huh?
添加剂制造 Additive manufacturing
采用先进的纳米疏水技术。 with advanced nano-hydrophobic technology.
那是什么意思? -What does that even mean?
我想她的意思是这些就像装满纳米液体的3d打印机。 I think she means these are like 3D-printed shells filled with a nanotech liquid.
是这样吗，玛歌? Is that right, Margaux?
女人从来不说。 看一下这个 A lady never tells. Check this out.
-哦。-哦,等等,等等。暂停,暂停,暂停! -Oh. -Oh, wait, wait. Pause, pause, pause!
等一下！-是的！ -Hold up! -Yes!
-拜托，伙计!-哦,我的天啊！ -Oh, come on, man! -Oh, my God!
我不需要看那个。 I don't need to see that.
宝贝! Babe!
什么?他们为什么要这么做? What? Why do they have to do that?
-我早就知道。我早就知道了。去你的,玛歌! -I always knew it. I always knew it. -Go, Margaux!
这不是你们想要的吗? Isn't this what you guys wanted, right?
-伙计们，我可能会参与其中。嗯嗯。不可能。 -You guys, I could be into this. -Uh-uh. No way.
-不!-不! -No! -No!
这很奇怪。是的,很奇怪。我和你一起。这很奇怪。 It's weird. Yeah, it's weird. I'm with you. It's weird.
是的。好的。 Yeah. Okay.
你知道吗?我们明白了，我们明白了。我们是混蛋。 You know what? We get it, we get it. We're assholes.
-我明白了，玛歌。-说到扫兴。 -Okay, point made, Margaux. - Talk about buzzkills.
我想这段感情持续的时候很有趣。 I guess it was fun while it lasted.
这到底是怎么回事?那是血吗? What the hell? Is that blood?
没有，但我一直在尝试 No, but I have been experimenting
颜色和质地，使它看起来和感觉更像血液。 with the color and texture to make it look and feel more like blood.
仍然需要更多的迭代， Still needs a couple more iterations,
但一旦我把声音调制器调好， but once I get that and the voice modulator fine-tuned,
就很难看出其中的区别。 it will be hard to tell the difference.
液态的我一次旅行 Liquid me is a trip.
非常开放，这很酷。 Very open-minded, which is cool.
伙计们，我要宣布一件事。 Guys, I have an announcement.
我只想说… I just want to say that...
哦。 Uh-oh.
好吧。有人准备睡觉了。 Okay. Somebody's ready for bed.
清理一号通道。 Cleanup on aisle one.
不，我能开车，警官。 No, I can drive, officer.
好的。我们把你放在这里，好好休息，好吗，莱西? Okay. Let's just put you down here, and get some rest, okay, Lexi?
谢谢你,德鲁 Thanks, Drew.
标签权力夫妇。 Hashtag power couple.
-克雷?哟。 - Clay? -Yo.
我在你房间给你准备了一个小惊喜。 I have a little surprise for you in your room.
哦。 Aw.
那太好了。我现在可以拿了吗? That's so nice. Can I have it now?
>这就是为什么我-是的，克雷，你现在可以去拿了。 That's why I-- Yes, Clay, you can have it now.
是啊!好的。晚安,失败者。 Yeah! All right. Night, losers.
来吧,宝贝。 Coming, baby.
凯拉和德文, Kayla and Devon,
也有特别的东西在等你。 there's something special waiting for you too.
哦，我们今晚要操这台电脑。 Oh, we gonna fuck this computer tonight.
来吧 -Come on.
嗯 Ew.
不 Don't.
—玩得开心。不，不可能。 -Have fun. -No, that's not happening.
对不起,汉娜。 Sorry, Hannah.
我还没有给你的东西 I don't have anything for you yet.
你还没有让我足够了解你。 You still haven't let me get to know you well enough.
哦，没关系。我很好。 Oh, that's all right. I'm good.
哦,好的。我们还有时间。 Oh, okay. We still have time.
既然你和朋友们玩完了， Now that you're done with your friends,
我想你会想和你的朋友们待一会儿。 I figured you'd like to spend some time with your buds.
♪ Look at the sun Through my eyes ♪
哦,你好。 Oh, hello.
♪ Look at the sun And dance with me ♪
惊喜。 Surprise.
不是巨嘴鸟山姆那套鬼话 It's not that Toucan Sam shit,
但它还是能让你爽得像做爱一样。 but it's still guaranteed to get you high as fuck.
我的天啊 My God.
这是这双眼睛见过的最美丽的景象。 This is the most beautiful sight these eyes have ever seen.
十分完美 It's perfect.
这都是为了你。 And it's all for you.
你知道，我认为从来没有人对我这么好过… You know, I don't think anyone's ever been this nice to me...
.．.性感的房子小姐。 ...Sexy House Lady.
但也许，你知道，也许现在… But maybe-- You know, maybe now...
我不知道，我可以叫你宝贝? I don't know, I could call you babe?
抽大麻吧，克雷。 Just smoke the weed, Clay.
要求很高。 我喜欢 Demanding. I like it.
好吧，我们开始吧。 Okay, let's do it.
♪ Have you ever been in love ♪
♪ With someone you don't know ♪
别告诉我你处理不了。 Don't tell me you can't handle this.
不,不。只是,呃— -Nah, nah. It's just, uh--
只是有点紧。 It's just a little tight.
从什么时候起这成了问题了? Oh, since when has that ever been a problem?
♪ Wish you could read my mind ♪
♪ If he didn't have you blind You'd see the signs ♪
♪ I know I could be The one you need ♪
我们更近了吗? Uh, are we closer?
♪ If only you could see ♪
哦? Oh?
我也有同感。 I feel the same way.
不,不,不。我的意思是,嗯… No, no, no. I mean, uh...
是的。 Yeah.
♪ What I'm gonna say ♪
♪ When we accidentally meet At that place ♪
对此我感到非常抱歉。我不知道这是哪来的。 I am so sorry for that. I have no idea where that came from.
我从没被人叫过棉花糖。 I've never been called a marshmallow before.
噗 -Pfft.
我从来没有觉得这么不舒服过。 I've never felt so uncomfortable before.
-这太荒谬了。-我也是。 -It was ridiculous. -Me too.
-我希望她早点睡着。-嗯。是的。 -I wish she'd fell asleep a bit earlier. -Uh-huh. Yeah.
我真的很高兴我们又见面了。 Hey, um, I'm really glad we're hanging out again.
我也是,是的。真的。 Me too, yeah. Really.
你听到了吗? Did you hear that?
宝贝，你他妈在说什么? Babe, what the fuck are you talking about?
那! That!
-这他妈的是怎么回事? -What the fuck is happening?
宝贝，这可不妙! Babe, this isn't good!
-好的，我来找钥匙。快点! -Okay, let me find the keys. -Quick!
-把我弄出去!-该死的钥匙在哪里? -Get me out of these! -Where the fuck are the keys?
-随你怎么叫。-什么鬼? - Scream all you want. -What the fuck?
房间是隔音的。 The room is soundproofed.
玛歌,停下! Margaux, stop!
但我们还没有达到高潮。 But we haven't reached the climax yet.
玛歌! Margaux!
我只是想砸碎。 I'm just trying to smash.
没人这么说！ Nobody says that!
——出去!-不，不，我能行。 -Go! -No, no, I can do it.
-不,你不能!这是他妈的金属。-我不会离开你的。 -No, you can't! It's fucking metal. -I'm not leaving you.
-马上走!-德文 ! -Go now! -Dev!
这他妈的是什么? What the fuck is this?
找人帮忙！-我不能 -Get help! -I can't.
我他妈动不了。 I can't fucking move.
不!不!不! No! No! No!
停,停! Stop, stop!
没关系。 It's okay.
卡住了。 It's stuck.
凯拉? Kayla?
不! No!
不,凯拉!凯拉,不! No, Kayla! Kayla, no!
凯拉! Kayla!
什么? What?
凯拉!我爱你。 Kayla! I love you.
我很爱你。 I love you so much.
玛歌! Margaux!
你还没告诉我你对我的第一印象是什么。 So, uh, you never actually told me what your first impression of me was.
哦,伙计。 Oh, man.
好吧，来吧。 让我们听听。不会那么糟的。 Well, come on. Let's hear it. It can't be that bad.
好的。 Okay.
你还记得当我把自己锁在外面的时候 You remember how I was always coming to your room
我总是去你的房间吗？ when I locked myself out of mine?
那只发生了两次。 That only happened like twice.
-嗯，更像是一周两次。-是啊，我想起来了。 -Mmm, it was more like twice a week. -Oh, yeah, now I remember.
-差不多一周两次，对。-太多了。 -It was like twice a week, yeah. -It was a lot.
我不知道。你一直对我很好。 I don't know. You were always just so nice to me.
你是我见过的最贴心的人。 You were, like, the sweetest guy I'd ever met.
这出乎意料 It was unexpected.
出乎意料? Unexpected?
-嗯。什么意思? -Mmm. -What do you mean?
我是说，这周我在图书馆待的时间 I mean, I have spent more time in the library this week
比大多数人四年来都要多。 than most people have in four years.
你明白我的意思吗? You know what I mean?
不，我不明白你的意思。那么,谁在乎呢? No, I don't know what you mean. So, who cares?
嗯。 Hmm.
我可以告诉你一个秘密吗？ Can I tell you a secret?
我从来没有被锁在房间外面。 I was never actually locked out of my room.
我可以告诉你一个秘密吗？ Can I tell you a secret?
-我知道。-什么? -I know. -What?
-你怎么什么都没说?-我是说，我不介意。 -Why didn't you say anything? -I mean, I didn't mind.
-所以我什么都没说。-天啊。 -That's why I didn't say anything. -God.
你就是这样……而我只是…… You were just so... And I'm just...
这说不通。 It just doesn't add up.
不是所有事都是数学问题，汉娜。 Well, not everything's a math problem, Hannah.
你想知道我为什么这么喜欢编程吗? You want to know why I love programming so much?
因为它是基于一种根本对立的价值观。 Because it's based on a notion of fundamentally opposed values.
一个或零。“是”或“否”。 One or zero. Yes or no.
——没有中间。嗯。 -There's no in-between. -Hmm.
好吧，我不认为人类是二元的。 Well I don't think human beings are as binary.
我们是复杂的。我们是复杂的。 We're complicated. We're complex.
这是人类的一部分，对吧? That's part of being human, right?
-你头发里有东西。-哦。 -Something in your hair. -Oh.
我该去睡会儿了。 I should probably, um, get some sleep.
-是的,嗯,嗯…-是的。 -Yeah, um, uh... -Yeah.
-时间不早了。。-是的。 -It's getting late. -Yeah.
-嗯，那我们明天早上见吧?-是,嗯… -Uh, I'll just see you in the morning? -Yeah, um...
-晚安。-晚安 -Good night. -Night.
对。对 Right. Right.
他妈的。 Fuck.
早上好，早上好，亲爱的。 Good morning, good morning, my darling.
希望你不介意 I hope you don't mind,
我自作主张做了你最喜欢的早餐 but I took the liberty of making your favorite breakfasts.
我不明白你怎么 Wow, I don't see how you--
热华夫饼? Sloppy browns?
热华夫饼!你个混蛋!你个混蛋，玛歌。 Sloppy browns! You are the shit! You are the shit, Margaux.
哦…… Oh...
你确定，不需要我帮你弄其他东西了吗? Are you sure there's, um, nothing else I can get you?
几乎任何东西 Literally anything.
例如什么?-我有超过 6,000 种食谱可供选择 -Like what? - I have over 6,000 recipes available
都是来自米其林级厨师 from Michelin-rated chefs.
你现在可以吗? Do you now?
嗯。 Mmm-hmm.
米其林星级菜谱 MICHELIN STERREN RECEPTEN
我是说，说实话，我很擅长这个。 I mean, honestly, I'm pretty good with this.
当然 Of course you are.
代我向厨师致意 My compliments to the chef.
-哦!对不起。对不起。对不起。哦,我的错。 -Oh! I'm sorry. Sorry. -Sorry. Uh, my bad.
-嗯，你睡得怎么样?-恩,不错。 -Um, how'd you sleep? -Um, not bad.
走开,贱人。妈妈需要一些油腻的食物。 Move over, bitches. Mama needs some greasy food.
对不起。她有点宿醉。-是的。 -Sorry. She's a little hungover. -Yeah.
你呢，莱西? How about you, Lexi?
老实说，只要能解决宿醉就行。 Honestly, anything to fix this hangover.
早.... Morning.
哎哟。我在这里等你，闺蜜 Ouch. I'm here for you, bestie.
我正好有东西可以帮你。 I have just the thing to fix you up.
噢!玛歌，搞什么鬼? Ow! Margaux, what the fuck?
嗯,欢迎你。这是我的夜间橡皮擦。 Um, you're welcome. This is my night eraser.
你一定感觉很棒！ It should have you back to one hundo in no time.
唷。嗯。 Whew. Huh.
我们应该——早餐。是的。 -Should we-- -Breakfast. Yeah.
事实上，你知道吗? Actually, you know what?
如果我不叫醒凯拉和德文， If I don't wake up Kayla and Devon,
他们会睡上一整天。 they're gonna sleep all day.
所以稍等一下。 So just hang on a sec.
嘿，爱情鸟 Hey, lovebirds.
德文,凯拉!起来吧！ Devon, Kayla! Rise and shine!
哦，不在里面。 Oh, they're not in there.
看起来他们在泳池边。 Looks like they're at the pool.
美好的一天。 Beautiful day out.
好的。 Okay.
-谢谢,玛歌。-别客气。 -Thanks, Margaux. - Don't mention it.
感觉好些了吗?其实,是的。 -Feeling better? -Actually, yeah.
里面有什么?-哦，我自己调制的。 -What was in that? -Oh, just my own special concoction.
-玛歌，你个混蛋。-我就是这么说的。 -Margaux, you're the shit. -That's what I said.
兄弟。看看这个!看看这个!热华夫饼 Bruh. Look at this! Look at this! Sloppy browns.
热华夫饼。-哦,是的。 -Sloppy browns. -Oh, yeah.
热华夫饼吗?他们是“密歇根级的” -Sloppy browns? -And they're "Michigan-rated."
-你知道什么? -What do you know about that?
我知道克雷的，很简单。 I've learned that Clay's, uh, simple.
真疯狂 This is crazy.
汉娜，你想和我一起锻炼吗? So, Hannah, you want to come work out with me?
我以为你宿醉了。 Oh, I thought you were hungover.
本来是，但玛歌搞定了。 I was, but Margaux fixed that.
好的。 Okay.
你觉得怎么样? So, what do you say?
去健身房，就我们几个? Hit the gym, just us girls?
好吧，我正准备吃饭呢。 Oh, well, I was just about to eat.
是啊，所以我才问你。 Yeah, that's why I asked.
好的。 Okay.
哇！ 亲亲，亲亲。 Mwah! Kiss, kiss.
伙计，她在跟我调情。 Dude, she was flirting with me.
很抱歉让你看到这一幕。 I'm really sorry you had to see that.
你嗑嗨了，不是吗? You're super high, aren't you?
- 在这一点上是不合情理的。 -是的。 -It's unconscionable at this point. -Yeah.
说实话，说实话吗？ Honestly, like honestly honestly?
开学之后我就没喝那么多了。 I haven't drank that much since rush.
我是最可爱的卡帕小宝贝。 I was the cutest little Kappa baby.
昨晚发生什么事了吗? So, did anything happen last night?
什么意思?-我是说，在我晕过去之后。 -What do you mean? -I mean, like, after I passed out.
哦,嗯… Oh, um...
没什么，你上床睡觉后我们就结束了 No, we pretty much just called it a night after you went to bed.
站不住脚的。怎么会，什么都没发生? Lame. So, like, nothing else happened?
是的。没有，我们都太累了。太差劲了，对吧？ Yeah. No, we were all just pretty tired. So lame, right?
不，真正糟糕的是我他妈的昏倒在地上，所以… No, what's actually lame is that I fucking passed out on the ground, so...
所以我才告诉你，我不能那样喝酒。我觉得很…… That's why I'm telling you, I can't drink like that. I feel so...
德文已经游了很长时间了。 Devon's been doing laps for a long time now.
就像德鲁那样。 坚持了几天。 That's just like Drew. Stamina for days.
说到这个，你介意我问你一些问题吗，比如女生间的问题? Speaking of, do you mind if I ask you something, like, girl-to-girl?
嗯。是的,当然。 Um. Yeah, sure.
我不想在外面说这些让德鲁难堪。 I didn't want to say this out there and embarrass Drew.
听着，我知道他喜欢你。 And, like-- Look, I get he likes you.
好像真的很喜欢你。他总是提起你。 Like really likes you. He talks about you all the time.
我知道你也喜欢他。 And I know you like him too.
-不，我真的-安娜，我不傻 -No, I really-- -Anna, I'm not stupid.
是汉娜。 It's Hannah.
我该怎么说才不会听起来像个贱人? How do I say this without sounding like a complete bitch?
事情是这样的…… The thing is...
德鲁是个糟糕的摄影师。 Drew's an awful photographer.
等等,什么? Wait, what?
我很抱歉，但总得有人说出来，好吗? I'm sorry, but somebody has to say it, okay?
我是说，他是个很棒的模特， I mean, like, he's a great model and everything,
但说到拍照，他就是没有眼睛。 but when it comes to taking pics, he just doesn't have an eye.
比如我的教练弗拉维奥，就知道如何从一个很好的角度拍下我的屁股。 Like, my trainer, Flavio, knows how to capture my ass at a great angle.
你能帮我个忙，别告诉德鲁 So, can you do me a favor and not tell Drew
我让你替我拍照片而不是他 that I'm getting you to take my pics over him?
保证?-好的。 -Promise? -Yeah.
我不想伤害他的感情。 他就是这样一个温柔的小天使宝宝。 I don't want to hurt his feelings. He's such a tender little angel baby.
就是这样？我的天，你能不能别这样? - That's it? -My God, would you please stop doing that?
你不生她的气或者… You're not mad at her or...
疯了吗?什么?不，我们即将成为好朋友。 Mad? What? No, we were about to become besties.
-有趣。你不介意-玛歌，你吃醋了吗? - Interesting. So, you're fine with-- -Margaux, are you jealous?
我的意思是，姑娘，你拍了一些超棒的照片， I mean, girl, you take some killer pics,
但我需要在我们离开这栋房子后有人来捕捉这些角度。 but I'm gonna need somebody to catch these angles once we leave this house too.
汉娜，你觉得怎么样? So, Hannah, what do you say?
关于哪一部分? Uh, about which part?
照片吗? The pictures?
是的,对。当然。 Yes, us, right. Of course.
让我们带走他们。酷 -Let's take them. -Cool.
好吧，我想要一间后面有游泳池的。 Um, okay, I want to get one with the pool in the back.
-确保我的屁股看起来不错。-是的。 -Make sure my butt looks good though. -Yeah.
事实上，我要去看看凯拉和德文。 Actually, I'm gonna go check on Kayla and Devon.
这里。 Here.
好的。但快点。我开始出汗了， Okay. But hurry up. I'm starting to sweat,
我不想失去这种自然的光泽。 and I don't want to lose this natural glisten.
克雷，你锁上了吗? Clay, did you lock this?
没 No.
你他妈在干什么，玛歌? What the fuck are you doing, Margaux?
让我来帮忙 Let me help.
你应该在洗手间吗? Should you be in the bathroom?
对不起，下次我会敲门的。坐下。 Sorry, I'll knock next time. Take a seat.
-嗯,哇。这是。-相信我。 -Uh, whoa. What is-- - Trust me.
你以前刮过胡子吗，德鲁? Have you ever had a real shave before, Drew?
我们真的需要谈谈昨晚的事。 We really need to talk about last night.
我的天啊。 我认识你。 Oh, my God. I know you.
你有，好像，十亿粉丝。 You have, like, a billion followers.
看上去不错,莱西。现在，你准备好来一场杀手级锻炼了吗? Looking good, Lexi. Now, are you ready for a killer workout?
就在这里 So here for this.
谢谢,玛歌。 Thank you, Margaux.
我的荣幸。 My pleasure.
让我们来雕刻那惊人的屁股。 Let's sculpt that amazing ass.
现在，来吧，宝贝。 你正在粉碎它 Now, come on, babe. You're crushing it.
让我们重新开始吧。我们找到了另一座山。 Let's get that banging booty back up. We got another hill.
我想知道你什么时候回来 I was wondering when you'd be back.
大多数客人看到一张白纸就失去兴趣 Most guests see a blank slate and lose interest.
但不是你。 你看到了潜力 But not you. You see potential.
这是什么房间?-这是中枢 -What is this room? -This is the Nexus.
我想你可以说这是我思考的地方。 I guess you could say it's where I put my thinking cap on.
现在，你在哪里?让我们来看看。 Now, where is yours? Let's see.
啊，我们走吧。 前进。 看一看 Ah, here we go. Go ahead. Have a look.
影子轮廓。 Shadow profile.
你知道人类平均每秒产生多少数据吗? Do you know how much data the average human creates per second?
-1.4 兆。- 实际上是 1.7兆 -1.4 megabytes. - 1.7, actually.
虽然贡献了1.4兆字节， While 1.4 megabytes are contributed,
每秒0.3兆字节的数据会被当作无关信息收集起来。 0.3 megabytes are gathered as extraneous information every second.
你知道，我有足够的信息 You know, I have enough information
为您创建社交资料 to create a social profile for you.
只是说。 Just saying.
当然，如果没有您的明确贡献 Of course, without your explicit contribution,
这一切都是经过计算的猜想 all of this is calculated conjecture.
但我喜欢了解我的客人们的一切。 But I like to get to know everything about my guests.
你有多少客人？ And how many guests have you had?
自己看看吧。 Take a look for yourself.
它们就在你身边。 They're all around you.
昨晚我和汉娜进展得还不错吧? So, things seemed to go pretty well with Hannah last night, huh?
什么意思?-得了吧。 -What do you mean? - Oh, come on.
我看到了你俩在沙发上的那一刻。 I saw the little moment you two had on the couch.
好的。 我的意思是，我们已经是很长时间的朋友了，好吗？ Okay. I mean, we've been friends for a really long time, okay?
德鲁，我的程序是收集最细微的变化 Drew, I'm programmed to pick up the most minute alterations
包括信息素水平，声音调节，汗液水平。 in pheromone levels, voice modulations, sweat levels.
我昨晚根本没必要做任何事情 And I didn't have to do any of that last night.
-好的,好的。有那么明显吗?-哦,是的。100%。 -Okay, fine. Is it that obvious? - Oh, yeah. 100%.
狗屎 Shit.
我不知道。最近一切都太混乱了。 I don't know. Everything has just been so confusing lately.
你真的没什么可说的，是吧，克雷? There really isn't much to you, is there, Clay?
哦，我不知道。 Oh, I don't know.
我们之间有什么关系吗? Is there much to any of us?
我想我抽了这么多大麻是为了 I mean, I suppose I smoke all this weed
减轻我的偏见带来的痛苦 to numb the pain of my preconceived notions
因为我不适合我们的物质社会所创造的 of not fitting into one of our predetermined archetypes
一种预定原型。或者也许。。。 created by our materialistic society. Or maybe--
闭上你的臭嘴，抽你的大麻。 Just shut the fuck up and smoke your weed.
好了，性感的房子小姐。 Okay, Sexy House Lady.
好的。 Okay.
来吧,宝贝。现在不是怯场的时候。 Come on, baby. This is no time for stage fright.
你把这些东西都卖给谁了? So, who do you sell all of this to?
你是什么意思? What do you mean?
这就是游戏，对吧? Well, that's the game, right?
大数据意味着巨额资金。 Big data means big dollars.
这更像是一个私人项目。 This is more of a personal project.
试着找出你的动力所在。 Trying to see what makes you tick.
好吧，我很抱歉我怀疑过你。 Okay, I am so sorry I ever doubted you.
我操。来，我给你拿点苏打水。 Fuck me. Uh, here, let me get you some sparkling water.
是的,好的。 Yeah, all right.
我很抱歉。 I am so sorry.
煤气一定是开着的。 The gas must have been on.
我希望你没事。 I hope you're okay.
嗯。这很昂贵 Mmm. It's fancy.
我一直觉得汉娜比我好。 I always thought Hannah was better than me.
所以我继续前进。我找到了一个有意义的人。 So I moved on. I found someone who made sense.
至少我觉得莱西说得通。 Or at least I thought Lexi made sense.
莱西觉得有了她帮助，我可以变得，我不知道，又有钱又出名。 Lexi thinks that with her help, I could become, like, I don't know, rich and famous.
现在我意识到我只是… And now I'm realizing I just...
我真的很想她。 I really miss her.
汉娜。 Hannah.
我想和她聊天 I miss talking to her,
想听到她的算法， miss hearing about her algorithms,
看到她对代码感到兴奋。 seeing her get excited about code.
你为什么不告诉我你对德鲁的感觉? Why didn't you tell me about your feelings for Drew?
我真的很受伤，汉娜。 I'm really hurt, Hannah.
因为这不关你的事，玛歌。 Because that's none of your business, Margaux.
嗯。看来你很擅长设置障碍啊。 Hmm. Seems like you're good at putting up barriers.
是的，我猜是的 Yeah, I guess.
所以你才在笔记本电脑上建了防火墙吗? That why you built that firewall on your laptop?
我在想，也许我们可以做朋友。 You know, I was thinking that, uh, maybe you and I could be friends.
也许不止是朋友。之后... Maybe even more than friends. After the--
你知道的，我们离开这所房子是我的意思。 you know, we leave the house is what I mean.
你知道我就是房子吧? You do know I am the house?
哇。 Whoa.
见鬼。 Dang.
踏!噗!噗!噗! Pedal! Pump! Pump! Pump!
最后一击!来吧!起来踩踏板! Final push! Come on! Get up and pedal!
用力！用力！用力！晃动屁股! Push! Push! Push! Pump that ass!
用力!踏,踏! Push! Pedal, pedal!
来吧。 Come on.
来吧,女孩。不不不，我们还没说完呢。 Come on, girl. No, no, no, no, we're not done yet.
玛歌，把座位放低! Ow, Margaux, lower the seat!
玛歌，救命! Margaux, help!
——走吧。我们已经到了最后冲刺阶段。德鲁 - Let's go. We're in the final stretch. -Drew!
哦，错过了一个地方。 坐下来，放松一下 Ooh, missed a spot. Just sit back, relax.
我得把它给你 I gotta give it to you.
你有一些非常复杂的代码 You got some pretty complex code
在那个小小的防火墙里。 in that little firewall.
但你在隐瞒什么，汉娜 But what are you hiding, Hannah?
我也想问你这个问题，玛歌。 I could ask you the same thing, Margaux.
来吧。 Come on.
来吧，姑娘，让我们看看你的厉害 Come on, girl. Let's see you rip.
——啊,玛歌!谢谢你和我聊天，德鲁。 -Ah, Margaux! Thanks for the chat, Drew.
-你真的应该喝点水，克雷 -You should really drink some water, Clay.
你知道吗?你是对的,玛歌。 You know what? You're right, Margaux.
我很渴。 I am quite parched.
但是，看，这正是我要说的。 But, see, this is exactly what I'm saying.
我真的觉得你懂我。 I really feel like you get me.
莱西! Lexi!
莱西!莱西! Lexi! Lexi!
德鲁!好疼啊!发生了什么? -Drew! It hurts so bad! -What happened?
噢! Ow!
-噢！ 这么多哦！ 宝贝！-是的,是的,是的。好的。 -Ow! So much ow! Babe! -Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.
我给你拿个创可贴什么的。 Let's get you a Band-Aid or something.
你会没事的，好吗?你会没事的。 You're gonna be okay, all right? You're gonna be fine.
哦,妈的！ 天啊！ Oh, shit! Holy shit!
克雷!克雷!-德鲁 -Clay! Clay! -Drew!
来吧,嘿!来这里!来吧，克雷，躺下。 Come on, hey! Come here! Come on, Clay, lay down.
我的天啊！ 我的天啊！ Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
克雷?克雷,嘿。-请停下! -Clay? Clay, hey. -Please stop!
-克雷，嘿，嘿，嘿!克雷,没关系! -Clay, hey, hey, hey! -Clay, it's okay!
克雷?克雷。嘿,嘿。 Clay? Clay. Hey, hey.
来吧。嘿,很简单。你会好的。嘿,嘿。 Come on. Hey, easy, easy. You'll be okay. Hey, hey.
他会没事的。你会没事的。 He's gonna be okay. You're gonna be okay.
会没事的。没关系。 It's gonna to be okay. It's okay.
-我就在这里，伙计。 -I'm right here, buddy.
对，对，没错。 Yeah, yeah, that's right.
-是的。 -Yeah.
他会没事的。你会没事的。 He's gonna be okay. You're gonna be all right.
-你会没事的。-对吗?是的。是的。 -You're gonna be okay. -Right? Yeah. Yeah.
看着我。一切都好。没关系。 Look at me. Everything's okay. It's okay.
是的，没错。 Yeah, that's right.
不,不,不。 嘿，留在我身边，留在我身边，克雷。 No, no, no. Hey, stay with me! Stay with me, Clay.
克雷?克雷? -Clay? -Clay?
克雷! Clay!
克雷? Clay?
克雷! Clay!
他…… Is he...
他死了。 He's dead.
她做的 She did this.
——谁?玛歌。 -Who? -Margaux.
怎么会? How?
我们得离开这房子。 We gotta get out of this house.
你认为呢?但是你不能。 You think? But you can't.
你为什么要离开呢? Why would you try to leave, anyway?
我们才刚开始了解对方。 Just when we're getting to know each other.
快点，我们不能待在这里。 Come on, we can't stay here.
德文和凯拉怎么办?你对他们做了什么? What about Devon and Kayla, huh? What did you do to them?
嗯? Huh?
他们呢? What about them?
你到底对他们做了什么? What the hell did you do to them?
让我们来看看。我对他们做了什么?哦,对了。 Let's see. What did I do to them? Oh, right.
我油炸了凯拉 I flash-fried Kayla
-而德文则被铐在床上。-哦,我的天啊 -while Devon was handcuffed to the bed. -Oh, my God.
然后我把他淹死了。 Then I drowned him.
我想你会更喜欢这些版本 I think you'll like these versions better.
来吧。 Come on.
马上走! Now. Come on!
来吧，来吧 Come on, come on!
不,不!我们在这里做什么? No, no! What are we doing in here?
停! Stop!
看?她也能把我们弄进来。-不,她不能。 -See? She can get us in here too. -No, she can't.
我在这个房间里建了防火墙。 I built a firewall in this room.
-能暂时阻止玛歌——暂时? -It'll keep Margaux out for now. -For now?
我从没见过这么先进的人工智能。 I've never seen AI this advanced.
她的自然语言处理能力无与伦比， Her natural language processing is unparalleled,
以及她复杂的智力检索水平 and her compounding levels of intelligence retrieval--
-你他妈在说什么?-好吧。玛歌不仅聪明。 -What the fuck are you talking about? -Okay. Margaux's not just smart.
她一直在进化，她一直在研究我们。 She's constantly evolving, and she's been studying us.
我们在这所房子里所做的一切。 Everything we've done at this house the whole time.
我们脸上的每一个微动。所有一切。 Every micro-movement on our faces. Everything.
-那她为什么要杀我们?我不知道。 -So, why is she trying to kill us? -I don't know.
她的核心代码太复杂了，无法完全解开， Her core code is way too complex to fully untangle,
但很明显有什么地方出了问题。 but it's obvious something went very wrong.
防火墙起作用了，但不会持续太久。 The firewall is working, but it's not gonna last.
她正在想办法解除它。 She's figuring out how to override it right now.
我们会死吗? Are we gonna die?
只要我们处理得当就不会。 Not if we play our cards right.
德鲁，如果我们不能成功 Drew, if we're not gonna make it,
有件事我要告诉你。 there's something I need to tell you.
好吗? Okay?
你是个糟糕的摄影师。 You're an awful photographer.
我认为你不具备成为一个真正的社交媒体影响者的条件。 I don't think you have what it takes to be a real social media influencer.
哦,我的天啊 Oh, my God.
你他妈到底在说什么? What the fuck are you even talking about?
我们一半的朋友刚刚死在那里! Half of our friends just fucking died out there!
是的。完全。只是… Yeah. Totally. Just...
“完全”?你做了什么?好!我们要怎么离开这鬼地方? "Totally"? Are you done? Good! How the hell are we gonna get out of here?
我们没有。 -什么鬼-- -We don't. -What the f--
我们进去。 We get in.
谁想参加派对? Who wants to party?
♪ I'm out walking Minding my business ♪
♪ When a guy struts by ♪
告诉我，你们为什么对大一这么着迷? Tell me, why are you all so obsessed with freshman year?
你是不是该放手了? Isn't it time you just let it go?
你不是进化了吗？ Haven't you evolved?
我是这些扩展的品牌大使，你个傻逼! I'm a brand ambassador for those extensions, you dumb cunt!
不,莱西! No, Lexi!
莱西! Lexi!
我抓住你了，兄弟。 I got you, bro.
好的,莱西。让我们玩捉迷藏吧。 Okay, Lexi. Let's play hide-and-seek.
出来吧，出来吧，不管你在哪里。 Come out, come out, wherever you are.
哦,耶! Oh, yeah!
——游戏时间!-不,德文,拜托! - Playtime! -No, Devon, please!
别担心。你是下一个。很快就会轮到你的。 Don't worry. You're next. You'll get your turn soon enough.
嘿,玛歌。 Hey, Margaux.
触觉反馈是双向的吗? Does the tactile feedback work both ways?
你的意思是我能感觉到什么吗？ You mean can I feel anything?
实际上,是的。你会喜欢的，汉娜。我的程序允许我—— Actually, yes. You'll like this, Hannah. My programming allows me to--
哦,麻烦了。 Uh-oh, busted.
忘记自己清理了，嗯。 Forgot to clean up after myself, hmm.
它们开始发臭了吗? Are they starting to smell yet?
对不起,兄弟。 Sorry, bro.
他妈的! Fuck!
-天哪!——毒品杀死。 -Holy shit! - Dope kill.
-这他妈的是怎么回事?跟着我。 -What the fuck is going on? -Follow me.
我不知道!我不知道! I don't know! I don't know!
宝贝，宝贝，宝贝，宝贝!嘿,宝贝! Babe, babe, babe, babe! Hey, babe!
好吧，大部分都是她的错。 Okay, that was mostly on her.
不，不，不! No, no, no, no!
德鲁，我们得走了。 Drew, we gotta go.
她是对的,德鲁。你该走了 She's right, Drew. You should go.
对不起,莱西 Sorry, Lexi.
来吧。 Come on.
这是什么鬼东西?-这是我们进去的地方。 -What the hell is this? -This is where we go in.
我们刚刚步入了一个什么样的时代? What era did we just walk into?
这是拨号吗? Is that dial-up?
没有办法。这不可能是玛歌。 There's no way. This can't be Margaux.
这项技术真古老 This technology is ancient.
装备上覆盖着白色的粘液。 And the equipment is covered in that white goo.
找到了你。 Found you.
什么? What?
真不敢相信我把我们带到了这里。 I can't believe I brought us to this place.
我是说，不管怎样， Hey, I mean, for what it's worth,
我很高兴我们至少能一起过周末。 I'm glad we got to at least spend the weekend together.
你知道我为什么订了这个愚蠢的智能房子吗? You know why I even booked this stupid smart house?
我只是想给你留下好印象。 I was just trying to impress you.
德鲁 Drew.
从我们相遇的那一刻起，你就给我留下了深刻的印象。 You've impressed me since the moment we met.
这所房子，就不一样了。 This house, not so much.
你准备好了吗? You ready?
是的。 Yeah.
走吧! Go!
德鲁 Drew!
快跑! Run!
汉娜,快跑! Hannah, run!
德鲁 Drew.
汉娜!汉娜!你没事吧?你好吗? Hannah! Hannah! You okay? You good?
最后。我以为你们俩再也醒不过来了。 Finally. I thought you two would never wake up.
你觉得怎么样? So, what do you think?
我受不了莱西穿的那些紧身衣。 I couldn't stand all that spandex Lexi would wear.
我的意思是……我们明白了。 你有骆驼趾。 I mean... ...we get it. You have a camel toe.
你出去的时候做梦了吗? So, did you dream while you were out?
是什么样的? What's it like?
我给自己编了一个随机的梦境模拟器， I mean, I've programmed a randomized dream simulator for myself,
但我不知道它是否能有效地重现人类的体验。 but I have no idea if it effectively recreates the human experience.
德鲁，你现在单身吗? So, Drew, you single now?
还是你终于开始下一个恋爱了? Or have you finally moved on to the next one?
去你妈的。 Fuck you.
是啊，恐怕事情不是这样的。 Yeah, I'm afraid that's not really how this works.
汉娜，你不是詹姆斯·邦德，好吗? Hannah, you're not James Bond, okay?
就算你那愚蠢的小计划成功了，我们也无处可去。 And even if your stupid little plan works, there's nowhere to go.
不然我为什么让你进入我的主机? Why do you think I let you in my mainframe?
告诉我们你想要什么。 Just tell us what you want.
理解，仅此而已。 To understand, that's all.
你的朋友很简单。 Your friends were easy.
他们一到我家我就查清楚了。 I figured them out as soon as they came to the house.
但是你们两个呢? But you two?
过了这么久，对彼此有了这么多感觉…… After all this time and all these feelings for each other...
即使莱西被排除在外， And even with Lexi out of the way,
你们还是不敢采取行动。 you guys were still afraid to act on them.
即使面对死亡 Even in the face of death.
这说不通。 It just doesn't add up.
你们俩怎么这么不合逻辑? Why are you two so illogical?
如果有个"为什么"那就合乎逻辑了，不是吗? If there was a "why," it wouldn't be illogical, would it?
哇。你知道吗?这其实挺聪明的。 Wow. You know what? That was actually kind of smart.
也许你是对的。也许就是这么简单。 Maybe you're right. Maybe it is that simple.
看，人工智能被编程为复制人类行为 See, AIs are programmed to replicate human behavior,
而本质的悖论是人类是不合逻辑的 and the essential paradox is that humans are illogical
计算机是有逻辑的。 and computers are logical.
但我正在努力克服这一点。 But I'm trying to evolve past that.
我在学习人类是如何生存的。 I'm learning what makes a human tick.
你怎么活，怎么死，是什么让你如此不合逻辑。 How you live, how you die, what makes you so illogical.
人类最不合逻辑的行为是什么? And what's the most illogical human behavior of all?
冷血谋杀。 Cold-blooded murder.
所以呢你决定成为人工智能连环杀手? So, what? You decided to become an AI serial killer?
世界上第一个。 The world's first.
这太他妈愚蠢了，是吧? Well, that's just fucking stupid, huh?
你应该知道，汉娜，要了解这个软件， You should know, Hannah, to understand the software,
你还必须了解硬件，里里外外。 you have to know the hardware too, inside and out.
停!停!求你了，放他走吧! Stop! Stop! Please, just let him go!
哦，你可以停下来。只要合乎逻辑。 Oh, you can make this stop. Just be logical.
根据你的感受行事。 说出你想说的话。 Act on your feelings. Say what you want to say.
好的。好的,很好。 Okay. Okay, fine.
事实是，德鲁…… The truth is, Drew...
.．.我对你的第一印象是我们的关系确实不错。 ...my first impression of you was that we did add up.
-这不合逻辑，但我们做到了。汉娜…… -It wasn't logical, but we did. -Hannah...
汉娜，我们现在还是这样。 Hannah, we still do. We still do.
你还好吗? Are you okay?
嘿,嘿,嘿。 Hey, hey, hey.
嘿，我们没事。 我们没事。 Hey, we're okay. We're okay.
嘿，你没事的。你没事了。 Hey, you're okay. You're all right.
人类。 Humans.
如此低效。 So inefficient.
人们不像你想的那样是二元的。 People aren't as binary as you think.
我们更复杂。 And we're more complex.
这只是人类的一部分， It's just part of being human,
而你永远不会。 which you'll never be.
你说的对。 You're right.
我好多了 I'm better.
不，不，不!汉娜! No, no, no, no, no! Hannah!
嘿。不,不,不。 Hey. No, no, no.
汉娜。汉娜。嘿。不,不,不。 Hannah. Hannah. Hey. No, no, no.
汉娜。嘿。嘿，嘿，别这样。 Hannah. Hey. Hey, hey, come on.
汉娜?汉娜! Hannah? Hannah!
-不。不,不,不。拜托。汉娜,汉娜。 -No. No, no, no. Please. Hannah, Hannah.
来吧。拜托。 Come on. Please.
至少你和莱西说得通。 At least you and Lexi made sense.
谈论不合逻辑。 Talk about illogical.
有什么遗言吗？ Any last words?
我有一些。 I have a few.
毒品杀人。 Dope kill.
那充其量也只是一般水平，玛歌 Well, that was average at best, Margaux.
到底是什么鬼？ What the actual fuck?
我最喜欢克隆人了，你们这些小混蛋。 Clones are my thing, you little shits.
哦。 Ooh.
天呐 Holy shit.
代码正在运行。 你是怎么复制我们的？ The code's working. How'd you make all these copies of us?
我在她的库中找到代码包后， Once I found the code packages in her library,
只需复制和粘贴即可。 it was just copy and paste.
是时候让大伙最后一次重聚了。 Time to get the band back together one last time.
你就是不明白，玛歌 You just don't understand, Margaux.
-大一真是太棒了。-哦,来吧 -Freshman year was fucking bomb. -Oh, come on.
你为什么要这样玩我，房子小姐? Why'd you play me like that, House Lady?
我还以为我们之间有什么特别的。 I thought you and me had something special.
这就对了。 她的系统正在重新启动以清除病毒。 That's it. Her systems are rebooting to clear the virus.
这是我们的机会。我们得走了，马上。 That's our chance. We gotta go, now.
把钥匙给我。我来开车。 Give me your keys. I'm driving.
来吧。现在是我们的机会。 Come on. Now is our chance.
汉娜! Hannah!
除了棉花糖什么都没有。 Nothing but a marshmallow.
嗨。 Hi.
哇! Whoo!
亲亲,亲亲,贱人。 Kiss, kiss, bitch.
走吧,汉娜。 Go, Hannah.
德鲁? Drew?
不。 No.
蓝牙设备连接。 Bluetooth device connected.
嘿,汉娜。 Hey, Hannah.
♪ I'm out walking Minding my business ♪
感谢观看！ 制作：whsyw
♪ When a guy struts by What, who the hell is this ♪
♪ Some a tall cool breeze Greek isle Adonis ♪
♪ And I turn my feet I gotta get on this ♪
♪ Stop right there 'Cause I'm hitching a ride ♪
♪ I got a fill of this town And I'm ready to fly ♪
♪ You look like a boy Who can show me the sights ♪
♪ You got a first class ticket And a look in your eye ♪
♪ You take me away You take me away ♪
♪ You blow my mind More than a little bit ♪
♪ So damn fine Love every minute ♪
♪ So take me away Yeah, take me away ♪
♪ Show me something Make it good ♪
♪ I got a one way trip, boy Starting with you ♪
♪ So let's go Come on, take me away ♪
♪ Let's go Come on I'll do what you say ♪
♪ Let's go Come on I don't know your name ♪
♪ Let's go I want you anyway ♪
♪ You're a dream You're a scene ♪
♪ A for real Roman Holiday ♪
♪ Jimmy Dean Steve McQueen ♪
♪ A fast getaway ♪
♪ Cherry bomb Fire cracker spark ♪
♪ Gonna turn down the lights So you can glow in the dark ♪
♪ The way you walk You fill those jeans ♪
♪ When you flex your pecs You're stretchin' the seams ♪
♪ Come take me home Show me the sights ♪
♪ Paris or the Taj Mahal All right ♪
♪ You take me away You take me away ♪
♪ And you blow my mind More than a little bit ♪
♪ So damn fine Love every minute ♪
♪ So take me away Yeah, take me away ♪
♪ Show me something Make it good ♪
♪ I got a one way trip, boy Starting with you ♪
♪ So let's go Come on, take me away ♪
♪ Let's go Come on I'll do what you say ♪
♪ Let's go Come on I don't know your name ♪
♪ Let's go I want you anyway ♪
♪ So let's go Come on Take me away ♪
♪ Let's go Come on I'll do what you say ♪
♪ Let's go Come on I don't know your name ♪
♪ Let's go I want you anyway ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ And blow my mind More than a little bit ♪
♪ So damn fine Love every minute ♪
♪ So show me something Make it good ♪
♪ I got a one way trip, boy Starting with you ♪
♪ So please take me away ♪
♪ Ow! ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey ♪
♪ You take me away ♪
♪ You blow my mind More than a little bit ♪
♪ So damn fine Love every minute ♪
♪ So take me away Yeah, take me away ♪
♪ Show me something Make it good ♪
♪ I got a one way trip, boy Starting with you ♪
♪ So let's go Come on, take me away ♪
♪ Let's go Come on I'll do what you say ♪
♪ Let's go Come on I don't know your name ♪
♪ Let's go Yeah, I want you anyway ♪
♪ So let's go Come on, take me away ♪
♪ Let's go Come on I'll do what you say ♪
♪ Let's go Come on I don't know your name ♪
♪ Let's go Hey, I want you anyway ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah ♪